Davo is up to no good

Dear valued reader,

I, upon a venture across the plains of central melbourne, have come to the realisation that a mate, Davo, is up to no good. While I was reconsidering my life sitting in front of Allegiant, a recent movie release, I came to the conclusion that I had played myself. The man we all knew, the living meme, Davo, was running human experiments behind our backs. I knew we needed to stop this man. Before the movie, it was the humbled singing of a man straight outta nowhere which alerted me to the fact not all was as it seems (I mean scambo not the other pleb doe). So I pledge you to sign this signature. I sign = one prayer 4 Davo. No scam. If this petition doesn't get enough signatures I will just make another one, and another one. If you read but do not sign I will unleash the Fupa lord and the vape Nash upon you. PLS Sign. k. Bai.