YOYOS AND THE GOVERNMENT

What does it mean? Many people struggle with playing with a yoyo. In fact, yoyos don't make any sense. How do they do it. How do they get it to go down and come back up? Well what if they couldn't? What if it's a cover-up from the government? I'm Mariana Isabel Cruz De Jesús and I have a theory. The government is trying to hide something - and they're trying to hide something big. Yoyos shouldn't be that hard to play with. What the hell is going on? Sign this because I'm hecking serious.