Steve Jobs needs to have a 2nd funeral
Due to recent events it has come to my knowledge that Steve Jobs is dead. Now at first this may not be of suprize to you but what if I was to tell you... HE'S ALIVE AGAIN! Well that would be a lie but now I bet your sad like me. Ok good now that we are all sad and remembering the good times we all had with Steve Jobs I can tell you what this petition is for. I made this petition because now that we are all sad that Steve Jobs is dead again the only way we can put our hearts to rest is by digging up and giving him a second funeral. Please sign this petition so that we can have someone, I don't know who, like who are you suppose to go to for this I mean like huh? You know? Like who do I go to for this? Maybe Biden ... yeah I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that he is pretty far up there with authority or something like that. Maybe he's like a cop or a mayor idk? Anyways sign this petition so our hearts may all rest.
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