The first minster of Northern Ireland Peter Robinson must resign

Eat my shorts

"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Midnight Cowboys on my pillow ate my homework and danced with the devil in the the the i have a stutter when i strut like travolta i like to grease flagpoles north of malta as i watch snooker and snorkle with aladdins cave pictures in my head on over to the copa

Isn't it strange how you never see Willie Frazer and Busta Rhymes in the same room? Just sayin' like

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you

Kermit: When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere

Kermit: I like adventure
Piggy: I like romance
Fozzie: I love great jokes
Animal: Animal dance!!
Scooter: I've got my computer
Skeeter: I swing through the air
Rowlf: I play the piano
Gonzo: And I have blue hair
Bunsen: Me, I invent things
Beaker: Mee mee mee meee!

Nanny: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, Nanny.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you

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Make dreams come true.

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I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can

All the L.A.D. pedophiles have signed so have I

Why don't you build yourself a word? Build yourself a word with E D and say it happenED.

#4: -

UP YER MA's HOLE

KING BILLY was GAY its a FACT, its the TRUTH, GOOGLE IT FLEGGERS!

If Bob had 4 apples, Sue had 5 apples and Mary 7 apples. What % did Frazer claim were smuggled into the country by the IRA?

MY FATHER WAS AN INNOCENT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Being a Loyalist. The problem of..and solution to..all of a Flegtards problems.

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the bitterest of them all...

My balls are itchy.

I don't like the way Robinson parts his hair. Out out out!!!

Eat my shorts.

Where oh where is my FLEGGY oh where oh where did it go, its not 1690 so fleggy did a no show!

The Protestant Coalition are a Bunch of White Supremacist Cavemen stuck in 1985. Willies a among, Sam's an Alchy and Rob is dangerous to common sense. That other one (who I can't remember of) looks like Death Warmed Up!

Look at the state of my fuckin fringe....so it is!

We Claim the victary so we do, I signed this here so I did, to highlight peter robinsonira to resign so he should not just tomorrow but yesterday and the day before so he should

Graffiti on the walls say Willie's Clueless, Willie's Clueless, Graffiti on the wall, up yer hole, up yer hole.

We demand a new bucket til shite in up at Twat dell so we do..

Oh, Willie why are you so sad
On this bright Easter morn’
When Irish men are proud and glad
That your Union Flegs gone.

Oh, son, I see sad mem'ries view
Of far-off distant days
When, being just a boy like you
I got a shit haircut.