Feed the Hungry

From: The Undersigned Children (Victims of Historic Dessert Scarcity)

We, the undersigned, hereby submit this formal petition calling for the immediate procurement and

distribution of Sticky Date Pudding to the children of Alita.

WHEREAS there was a noticeable and measurable deficiency in dessert allocation during our

formative years,

WHEREAS other households enjoyed regular servings of warm, caramel-soaked delights while we

demonstrated admirable restraint and emotional resilience,

WHEREAS childhood memories should include at least one dramatic moment of pouring

butterscotch sauce over a steaming pudding,

We therefore request the following:

1 The purchase of one (or more, preferably more) Sticky Date Pudding(s).

2 Generous application of warm butterscotch sauce.

3 Optional but strongly encouraged side of vanilla ice cream.

4 No mention of 'you were fine' or 'you survived.'

This petition is not driven by greed, but by justice. It is not about the pudding. It is about closure.

We believe five signatures is more than sufficient to demonstrate overwhelming public support.

Arlandros    Contact the author of the petition