stop my parents from having sex while children are around

hi this is a mentally scarred and pure child of god speaking,

my parents have been doing the nasty while i'm trying to go to bed early and sleep bc i got school on the next day and i can't take it anymore. so i'm asking y'all kindly to sign this petition for my parents to ask them if they could do the nasty when i'm not around as long as they ain't doing it in my bed and on the kitchen counter. it would be much appreciated

sincerely,

mentally scarred teenager

:)