Petition to rename "Troels" as "Troel"

I think the loss of an 'S' will only strengthen the Dane.

Dear oh dear,

As a person with a vested interest in the letter S, as well as a certified fake chartered accountant and part-time garden gnome, I must point out that the loss of the specified serpentine squiggle would mean the anagram Time Port Seller would no longer be attainable. Think of the children.

Yours truly, Brigadier SSA (Mrs.)

P.S. Herewith my signature.

Or is it got Cod and Gountry?  TROEL BE THY NAME.

When I was growing up, "Troel" was always the name I wanted for myself. But it's almost as good to force it on someone else. It almost makes up for a lifetime of deprivation.

Because Troels is so confusing to an American. S means plural.

Change it! For I cannot tell my baby that their father's name is Troels.

You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid
Listen, Troels is not thy name
Oh Troel, you will rise to fame

What kind of name is Troels anyway? Troel is much better!

Cause eff Troels. Troel rulez